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AFC North Radar (Week 16)

December 22, 2007 By: I Spy Category: AFC North 3 Comments →

ravensHELLO GOODBYE
Tech support has just informed me that the official Brian Billick firing alert is temporarily down. The Baltimore Sun reported this week that Billick told the Ravens management that if they fired him, he would just go into TV and make them pay him the remainder of his contract. Woops! Maybe they shouldn’t have extended his contract this past season, huh?

If the alert is up and running soon, though, it will most definitely be set to Code Red. I mentioned last week that a loss to the Dolphins would be the icing on the cake and Billick should lose his job. Well, it happened…

Miami beat the Ravens in overtime after a controversial call on Billick’s part to go for the tie from the Dolphins 1 yard line and take the game into overtime instead of going for the win. Afterwards he claimed “It’s difficult to go all or nothing like that.”

Hello! Earth to Brian! Your team was 4-9 (now 4-10)! You’ve already got nothing! What do you mean it’s difficult?!? What do you have to lose, man? Give your boys a chance to gain some confidence!

Could the Steelers be so lucky that the Ravens management is idiotic enough to keep Billick on another year? Hey, I can dream can’t I?

bengalsKILLING ME SOFTLY
And the hits just keep on comin’ in Cincy, and the eerie silence from the Queen City (that’s Cincinnati’s nickname in Ohio you homophobe!) continues. Can they exact revenge on the Browns for their embarrassing 51-45 loss in Week #2? If you’re a Steelers fan, you certainly hope so!

brownsDREAM A LITTLE DREAM
The frenzy in “Believeland”, as it is called by locals nowadays, is at a fever pitch. With the Steelers seemingly falling apart at the seams the last two weeks, Cleveland is tied with the Pittsburgh atop the AFC North and visions of sugar plums are dancing in their heads of a division title.

Disclaimer: What you’re about to read is not what FootballBrainiac.com is endorsing in any way shape or form. It is merely an interesting anecdote to think about and discuss with your friends.

What would happen if the Browns actually won the division? Well, assuming the Browns and the Chargers each finish 11-5, Cleveland would be the #4 seed and would have to play Jacksonville at home in the wild card round. The way the Jags are playing right now, do you honestly think they have a chance? No, I don’t either.


What do you spy going on in the AFC North this week?

AFC North Radar (Week 15)

December 15, 2007 By: I Spy Category: AFC North No Comments →

ravensFAIR WARNING
The Brian Billick firing alert is now set to Code Orange, or “Elevated”. I’ve been writing for weeks now that Billick’s job is all but gone, and after another blowout loss last week to the Colts, the Ravens have lost seven straight (a franchise low). Losing is bad enough, but what’s worse is that in that seven game span, Baltimore has been blownout 38-7 (PIT), 32-14 (SD) and 44-20 (IND). They are now assured of their second losing record in three seasons.

Let’s face it. Their defense is getting old, sick and tired. Their offense has absolutely no personality and they have players who act like spoiled brats. A loss to the Dolphins this week would be the icing on the cake, wouldn’t it? Oh, if there’s a God in Heaven above, please make it so!


bengalsIS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
With back-to-back victories against Tennessee and St. Louis, the Bengals have won two in a row for the first time in a year - exactly one year. If you’re a Bengals fan, you know that’s not a good sign. And if you are a Bengals fan, what are you doing on this site?

Seriously, though, there’s been very little coming out of Cincinnati for weeks now. In fact, my blog search alert for the Bengals has been practically empty for a while now. It’s as if Bengal fans went into hibernation until next season or something. One Bengals post actually asked if there was anyone still out there takling about the team. I can’t even find any fans writing criticisms of the team. It’s eerily quiet. I guess they’ve all jumped ship… or at least jumped in the Ohio River.


brownsI GOT TO ADMIT IT’S GETTING BETTER
Well, folks, it’s about to happen. Hell is actually going to freeze over! The Cleveland Browns are going to make the playoffs. It might not happen this week, but trust me, it will happen.

There are two things that I have noticed about the Browns since their second loss to the Steelers. The first thing is that their offense has not been nearly as explosive as it was earlier in the season.

Their point totals have dropped from 33 (BAL), 27 (HOU), 27 (ARI), 24 (NYJ). The good news for them, though, is that they’re getting more production from Jamal Lewis. Don’t look now, but the Browns may actually have a balanced offense just in time for the playoffs.

The second thing I’ve noticed is that they’re doing better on defense. They may be scoring less each week, but they’re also giving up less, too (30-BAL, 17-HOU, 21-ARI, 18-NYJ).

It’s hard to tell if their defense is that good or that their opposition’s offense is that bad. With games remaining against Buffalo (who can’t score TDs), Cincinnati (who has forgotten how to score TDs), and San Francisco (have they seen an end zone against anyone but Arizona?), it may be difficult to judge the progression of this defense until the playoffs.

What do you spy going on in the AFC North this week?

AFC North Radar (Week 14)

December 05, 2007 By: I Spy Category: AFC North 6 Comments →

ravensCRY ME A RIVER (PT 1)
The Ravens almost pulled the upset Monday night. They looked like a playoff team for about three quarters and then everything fell apart. Senseless penalties like mugging the Patriots wide receivers or picking up the official’s flag and chucking it are the perfect illustration of a team in complete disarray.

I mentioned last week how Brian Billick’s job is in jeopardy and this past week’s game confirms it to me. Not because of the last second time out that gave New England new life, that was understandable. Defensive Coordinator Rex Ryan didn’t have the personnel he wanted on the field.

No, Billick’s job is all but gone because he has no control over his players. If you’re in charge of the Baltimore organization, this man has got to go. I have never seen such a lack of discipline on a team. No professionalism. No sportsmanship. This was like witnessing a bunch of 12 year olds in a pick-up game. It was totally immature and completely uncalled for. And it starts with the coach.

The crying didn’t stop after the game, either. In fact, Bart Scott is actually planning on contacting his attorney about demeaning remarks an official said to him! For God’s sake, grow up!

Here are some of the quotes from the Ravens’ locker room Monday night:

“They call defensive pass interference. I don’t understand that. One game it’s called one way, the next game it’s called another way. At the end, you have a phantom call. That’s why it’s hard to play and win a game when you are playing against more than just the best team in the NFL.”
-Derrick Mason

“Everybody is kind of cheering for them to go undefeated and break all the records… It’s kind of the feeling of the 2001 tuck rule. That is the NFL for you, man. When they got a guy like that that is selling a lot of tickets (Brady), you want to keep him selling tickets.”
-Terrell Suggs

“They get a lot of calls… We’ve been watching film on them all week and I mean, they do get a lot of calls. As far as the NFL wanting them to win, you can’t totally not think about it in those terms.”
-Chris McAlister

Baltimore fans: Mark Monday night, December 4, 2007 as the day this team began its final descent. They didn’t go quietly, but it’s official. The Ravens will still be a tough team to beat, but it will be a couple years before they seriously challenge for the AFC North again.


bengalsFACING THE MUSIC
In sharp contrast to the Ravens debacle, Carson Palmer and the Bengals were actually good sports after their 24-10 loss to the Steelers last week. It’s the first time I can remember the Bengals not pouting when they lose to Pittsburgh. Instead of making ridiculous comments like, “The better team didn’t win today,” or “We gave them the game, they didn’t win it,” as I’ve heard from this bunch in the past, there was this strange smell in the air over the Bengals locker room. Was that the smell of… humility?

“The defense kept giving us opportunities. I failed to make the adjustments and put more air under the ball in knowing and expecting and thinking (Johnson) would be a little slower in getting out his breaks than normal.”
-Carson Palmer

“The difference came down to some poise moments and critical moments when we had an opportunity in the first half… I thought the Steelers were better than us on third down in the first half.”
-Marvin Lewis

Aside from Chad Johnson’s antics, perhaps this team has finally begun maturing. Taking responsibility for your actions on the field is what makes you a winner. They may not be in the playoffs this year, but if they keep up that kind of attitude, Cincy may actually be a legitimate contender.


brownsCRY ME A RIVER (PT 2)
From crying to humility and now back to crying!
The Browns loss to Arizona was a mistake-filled blunder of a game. I’ll give Cleveland this much: even with all their mistakes and turnovers, they were in it till the end. That’s saying something, I guess.

Speaking of saying something, the Cleveland media has been boo-hoo-ing about this one. The players haven’t said too much, but the local sports writers are ripping apart the non-forceout ruling on the field.

“The Browns have every right to be hot under the horse collar about the call, or nocall. They have every right to want to know why Larrew, or someone else on the crew, did not rule a forceout, which would have been a touchdown. The Browns’ case is simple: Given Winslow’s body position and momentum at the time of the catch, he would have had the opportunity to get both feet in bounds if he had not been shoved by Celestin.”
-Dennis Manoloff

Funny that nobody in Cleveland was saying this last year when they upset the Jets at home. The exact same scenario took place there at the end of that game as well. Thankfully, though, some of the more level-headed Browns fans have accepted this defeat. On Ace Davis’ Cleveland Browns Blog, Davis says,

“Winslow’s fine catch on the last play could’ve been called a force out, but for whatever reason, the officials very, very rarely make that call. Last year against the Jets, the Browns won on just such a critical no-call, as Brodney Pool knocked tight end Chris Baker out of bounds in the end zone to save a 20-13 win.”

Absolutely right Ace! By the way, when is the NFL going to get rid of the forceout rule? This has got to be one of the more asinine rules out there. How can you make a call judging by what a player would have done had conditions been different? Too much speculation.


What do you think about Billick? Should he really go? Has Cincy finally learned to be good sports? Do you like the forceout rule?